Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Why Not Make Them Display a Bumpersticker Proclaiming That They Have a Small Penis?

It seems that in some circles, it is all the rage to have a set of ornamental metal bull testicles dangling from the ass end of one's truck. There are people in the Florida Legislature (Motto: "Nothing is Too Unimportant") who want to ban them.

It would seem logical that displaying a fake set of bovine balls on one's truck might well be a coded indication that the truck's driver is a little light in the sexual adequacy department. If you catch my drift.

3 comments:

CrankyProf said...

Because Florida obviously has no unsolved rapes or murders to concentrate on...

Phil said...

Personally, I like the little propeller you can stick into the receiver, they spin when ya go down the road.
I have to put a bumper and hitch back on mine anyway, I will have to look for one.

Anonymous said...

LOL, but in a deep masculine voice