Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Hypocrite-in-Chief

"In a world where some treat life as something to be debased and discarded, we need your message that all human life is sacred, and that 'each of us is willed, each of us is loved' and your message that 'each of us is willed, each of us is loved, and each of us is necessary.' -- George W. Bush's welcome to the Pope, April 16, 2008

All life is sacred to George W. Bush.

Unless, of course, you were on Death Row in Texas in the 1990s, when 155 people were executed during Bush's tenure as governor.

Unless you were one of the 4,037 American soldiers or one of the 309 soldiers in the Coalition of the Bribed who have been killed in the Iraq War.

Unless you were one of the approximately 90,000 Iraqi civilians to have been killed so far in Bush's War.

Then, of course, your life wasn't so fucking sacred to George Bush.

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