Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Pot Calling Kettle! Pot Calling Kettle!

Administration officials are blaming Prime Minister al-Maliki for badly planning the attempt by the Iraqi Army to crush the Mahdi Army in Basra.

Indeed, if there is one thing that the Bush Administration has demonstrated expertise in doing, it is in poor planning. Some unnamed weasel said the Iraqi Army "went in with 70% of a plan." As opposed to Bush, who invaded Iraq with maybe 50% of a plan?

From the Iraq War, which has done little other than strengthen Iran's influence while enrichening thieves like Halliburton, KBR and Blackwater, to the response to Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, which made some contractors wealthy while devastating the Gulf Coast, the one constant of the Bush Administration has been piss poor planning.

So they ought to know it when they see it.

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