Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

A Fitting Honor for the 43rd President

The George W Bush Sewage Plant.

A rendering plant would be a good thing to name for him. It'd also be appropriate to name a cellblock after him at The Hague, since he may wind up residing there. Along with Douglas Feith, David Addington, John Yoo, Alberto Gonzalez, and the commanders of the prison in Guantanamo and of the Navy Brig in Charleston, SC.

4 comments:

BadTux said...

I'd say it's more appropriate to name the sewer, not the treatment plant, after George W. Bush. Because it's the sewer that's full of shit. It's the treatment plant's job to turn that shit into clean water. I.e., what Barack Obama's job is going to be after he gets elected in November -- turning shit into something that doesn't reek so bad.

- Badtux the Sewage Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

Maybe the "George Bush Public toilet?"

BadTux said...

No, the George W. Bush Public Toilet is you and I, because we're the ones that Dubya is shitting upon.

The George W. Bush Memorial Sewer is surely the most appropriate memorial here. It's full of shit all the time, after all!

- Badtux the Memorial Penguin

Anonymous said...

For the post and the comments:
Hear!Hear!