Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, April 3, 2008

A Fitting Honor for the 43rd President

The George W Bush Sewage Plant.

A rendering plant would be a good thing to name for him. It'd also be appropriate to name a cellblock after him at The Hague, since he may wind up residing there. Along with Douglas Feith, David Addington, John Yoo, Alberto Gonzalez, and the commanders of the prison in Guantanamo and of the Navy Brig in Charleston, SC.


BadTux said...

I'd say it's more appropriate to name the sewer, not the treatment plant, after George W. Bush. Because it's the sewer that's full of shit. It's the treatment plant's job to turn that shit into clean water. I.e., what Barack Obama's job is going to be after he gets elected in November -- turning shit into something that doesn't reek so bad.

- Badtux the Sewage Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

Maybe the "George Bush Public toilet?"

BadTux said...

No, the George W. Bush Public Toilet is you and I, because we're the ones that Dubya is shitting upon.

The George W. Bush Memorial Sewer is surely the most appropriate memorial here. It's full of shit all the time, after all!

- Badtux the Memorial Penguin

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