Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

On the Radio

I thought about turning on the radio and catching the news. But today, unless somebody really notable has died or unless something really bad happens, it's going to be: "Super Tuesday .... blah, blah, blah .... delegate count .... blah, blah, blah ..... voter turnout ..... blah, blah, blah .... we interviewed some voters exiting the polls .... blah, blah, blah .... democracy in action .... blah, blah, blah."

In sort, there is absolutely nothing that won't wait until I can read a short wrap-up in the papers tomorrow. Or their web sites.

1 comment:

BobG said...

I don't usually listen to radio; the news coverage is atrocious, and the music programming sucks, no matter what kind of music you like.