Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, February 25, 2008

Goose-Stepping to Defeat

In an era where the Democrats are on the verge of nominating an African-American man as their presidential candidate, the Republicans in Florida want to adopt this license plate:


Shit, why don't you dumb asses just try to repeal the 13th Amendment to the Constitution and bring back slavery while you are at it? And don't give me that "state's rights" bullshit, the Civil War was, from beginning to end, all about slavery. You fuckers wanted to keep it, the rest of the civilized world thought it was evil and civilization prevailed.

Which is why you might as well just adopt this flag:



Update: Princess Sparkle Pony has some ideas that Florida may want to consider.

(H/T to Incertus through Balloon Juice)

1 comment:

One Fly said...

I like the way you put it.