Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Goodbye, Willard


So I'm operating in "kicking the asshole while he's down" mode.

Sue me.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought his dropping out speach was about as phoney as could be....Oh, myyyy,my,my...if I stay in it may allow a Democrat, who will sell out our nation to the Islamofascists....I know, that isn't exactly it. He is still a cock sucking son of a bitch. He just hasn't been outed yet. Did I break either #1 or #2 with that comment? Is
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Anonymous said...

Sorry. "speech," not "speach."

Comrade Misfit said...

No, the rules apply to people who comment and post here. Polluticians are fair game.