Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Trans-Atlantic Nuttery

As Tamara so aptly calls it, from "The Nation Formerly as Great Britain", you may have to have a special government issued permit in order to buy a pack of smokes. Not just a photo ID, mind you, a permit to purchase and carry tobacco.

I suppose the next thing the Brits have in mind is the performance of a background check before being permitted to purchase a set of kitchen knives.

From "license to kill" to "license to smoke." I'll bet the sound being heard from the town of Bladon is the sound of Winston Churchill spinning in his grave.

And from Ahab, the point that if you defend yourself in Former Great Britain, you will likely be charged for murder.

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