Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Call For Mister Moron! Call for Mister Gullible T. Moron!

Is there anybody out there, anybody, who has the ability to operate a PC and who has ever purchased any of those penis-enlarging products that the spammers keep advertising?

Is there anybody who has ever purchased any of those "pump and dump" stocks that the stock spammers love to tout?

Anybody?

Inquiring minds, etc.
Posted by on or about 12:54

2 comments:

CrankyProf said...

They've got to be making SOME money at it, or they wouldn't keep doing it -- right?

2/19/2008 4:52 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Well, yes. The Nigerians are still swindling people, decades after they first started with the "I need to move $75 million out of the country, I'll give you 15% to help" scam.

P.T. Barnum underestimated, they are born a lot faster than 1/second.

2/19/2008 7:11 PM

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