An Administration of Lying Fucks

On Friday, the Bush Administration, by and through its two of its most senior weasels, Attorney General Michael B. Mukasey and Director of National Intelligence J. Michael McConnell, claimed that it was "losing intelligence" because Congress has failed to roll over and play dead on granting immunity to the telecommunications companies for breaking the law.

(Of course, there are those of us who are of the opinion that the Bush Administration lost any intelligence it ever had a very long time ago, but that is besides the point. Maybe.)

But now, they are backtracking because the telecommunications companies have indeed been giving the Bush Administration everything they have asked for.

"Backtracking", in this case, is a euphemism for "we caught you dumb-ass motherfuckers lying to us once again."

I say again, and in the immortal words of Mary McCarthy:

Every word that comes out of the mouths of the officials of the Bush Administration is a lie, including the words "and" and "the".

They cannot be trusted to tell the truth about anything at any time. If George Bush or any of his lackeys were to tell you that "the Sun will rise in the East tomorrow morning", you would be well advised to stock up on candles and flashlight batteries, for they're probably lying about that, as well.

They are also a bunch of soulless fear-mongers, but that charge applies to the entirety of the Republican party, whose campaigning is based on little more than " 9-11, 9-11, the towel-heads are going to kill you and even if they don't, the beaners are going to take your jobs." They are nothing more than an evolution of the racist bastards of the 1960s and before whose speeches involved high-minded concepts such as "the Negroes are going to fuck your daughters".

But that's off topic, for the point I wanted to make here was that the Bush Administration is composed of lying, retarded, incompetent fuckwits.

(H/T to Balloon Juice)