Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

More Bad News for the GOP

The FBI is sniffing around the Republican National Campaign Committee for "accounting irregularities."

Let the good times roll. This keeps up, the Republicans are going to have enough of their people in the Federal prison system to warrant building them their own slammer.

It couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of folks. Aren't these the folks who kept saying that they wanted to run the US Government like it was a business?

Who knew that their idea of a business model was Enron?

Barkeep, more schafenfreude!

(H/T to Balloon Juice)

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