Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Torture Nation

Now it is official. People were tortured at the hands of agents of our government. Torture is a yes/no proposition. You torture or you don't. Saying you are not a torturer because you only tortured a few people is like saying you're not a crook because you only robbed two liquor stores. If you have tortured one person, you are a torturer. Debating the number of people you have tortured is just bookkeeping.

The United States of America is a country that tortures people. How comfortable the Bush Administration is with that statement says a lot about how they value principles such as the rule of law and justice. How comfortable you are with that statement says a lot about you.

Do you know how you can tell it's an election year? You can tell when a high official in the Bush Administration starts warning of future terrorist attacks. Just like in `06, when the Republicans said flat out that a vote for a Democrat was a vote for terrorism. Just like in `04, when the Bush Administration changed the color of the Traffic Light of Death on a weekly basis.

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