Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 7, 2008

And Then There Were Two

Willard M. Romney has dropped out of the contest. I guess it finally dawned on him that "winning the silver" in elections is about as satisfactory as being the second-place finisher in an axe fight.

In that, in his "goodbye and fuck you" speech, he stated that voting for Democrats is voting for terrorism, I hope he has lost every fucking cent of the $35+ million that he quote loaned unquote his campaign.

Good bye, Mr. Shitheel. On your way off the national stage, please be so good as to stop and go fuck yourself, your five non-military-serving sons, your horse, and everybody who looks like you. You can go back to your day job of outsourcing American jobs to China and India, you amoral piece of garbage.

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