Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Found on My Desk at Ye Olde Salte Mine


Not this exact can, the one that was on my desk was made in Bulgaria, so the abbreviations, while still in the Cyrillic alphabet, are different. It comes with one huge-ass can opener, too.

I should be set for either many, many years of shooting or one zombie apocalypse.

Little chance of this, but this is about my favorite sequence from "Enemy at the Gates." You can skip about 3:30 into it if you just want to get to the good stuff.

2 comments:

Carteach said...

I have to be a bit of a spoiler..

Notice the bolts were not fully closed on the Mosin's? They would not have fired.

Yes, it sucks to know these things at times...

Comrade Misfit said...

I think they would fire. I tried that on my (empty) Mosin; when I squeezed the trigger, the bolt slammed down and the striker fired.