Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Being Michael Mukasey

You may have heard of or seen the movie Being John Malovich, where people can take control of John Malkovich.

Well, it sure seems like Alberto Gonzalez has taken control of Michael Mukasey. For Mukasey's recent testimony before Congress basically boils down to "it doesn't matter what Bush does, I'm not going to enforce the law against him or his minions." Congress can't cite them for contempt, for Mukasey will not enforce the charges.

But if Congress really wants to play hardball, they can just go lock the fuckers up anyway.

Not that it would ever happen. There is a severe shortage of gonads on the Democratic side of the aisle in Congress these days. After all, it's pretty interesting that the minority Republicans can block everything, but the minority Democrats in the congresses before could not block a fucking thing.

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