Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Being Michael Mukasey

You may have heard of or seen the movie Being John Malovich, where people can take control of John Malkovich.

Well, it sure seems like Alberto Gonzalez has taken control of Michael Mukasey. For Mukasey's recent testimony before Congress basically boils down to "it doesn't matter what Bush does, I'm not going to enforce the law against him or his minions." Congress can't cite them for contempt, for Mukasey will not enforce the charges.

But if Congress really wants to play hardball, they can just go lock the fuckers up anyway.

Not that it would ever happen. There is a severe shortage of gonads on the Democratic side of the aisle in Congress these days. After all, it's pretty interesting that the minority Republicans can block everything, but the minority Democrats in the congresses before could not block a fucking thing.

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