Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, February 22, 2008

Get the Wooden Stake and the Mallet, Martha

We need to drive the stake into Ralph Nader, once and for all.

The stupid fuck is going to indeed run for President. Again.

Is there no limit to his ego, his overblown sense of self-importance?

Republicans will give Nader tons of cash in hopes of taking some of the oxygen out of the Obama campaign, if he wins the nomination.

Anybody who votes for Nader because they want change in Washington is a complete and utter imbecile, who should be watered twice a week.

5 comments:

PhysioProf said...

NoooooooooooooOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CrankyProf said...

God damn it.

fjb said...

The Republicans must be wetting their pants in glee. The man lost his mind years ago, and hopefully the people in your country will ignore him like the befuddled old fart he is.

Comrade Misfit said...

I'm hoping that after `00 and `04, Nader will be treated with all of the deference due Harold Stassen. Or Pat Paulsen.

deuddersun said...

Good Grief! Corvair-Man lives! This guy is "Unsound At Any Speed"!

d.