Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Yeah, He Probably Killed Her

Here is my take on it: When a wife disappears and the husband talks about "oh, she said she was going off with another man" or" she was crazy with her hormones," he whacked her.

It'll be up to the cops and the courts to find him guilty, of course, but she's probably dead somewhere and he probably knows all about it.

Yeah, I know, he'd be a prime candidate for those "enhanced interrogation techniques." But that would be wrong.

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Well of course that's your take on it. You've never been married to a crazy psycho b**ch. I've known women who will do almost anything to "punish" their man for, well, pretty much anything up to and including being a man in the first place. And if that includes faking her own disappearance in hopes of getting her man in big, big trouble... well, I've known some crazy psycho b**ches in the past who would be up to it, if they could figure out how.

- Badtux the Male Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

And I didn't mention the fact that they dug up his third wife because of questions involving her death.