Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Memo to President Bush: Go Fuck Yourself

Seriously.

Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck your mother and your horse. Go fuck everybody in your Administration, all of the Kool-Aid Drinkers and everybody who looks like you.

I am well and truly tired of the fact that every time there is some dispute with how that addle-pated fascist is running his war or anything else for that matter, his very first action is to accuse those who do not agree with every tit-headed idea that he has of being either unpatriotic or siding with America's enemies.

According to this neo-fascist president and his soulless vice-president:

If you stand up for the rule of law, you support the terrorists.

If you stand up for the Geneva Convention, you support the terrorists.

If you oppose the use of torture, you support the terrorists.

If you desire to hold this government accountable for its crimes or misdeeds or mismanagement, you support the terrorists.

If you ask questions about what we are trying to accomplish in Iraq, you support the terrorists.

If you vote for a Democrat, you support the terrorists, and no, I am not over-reaching here. That was Cheney's message before the mid-term elections last year.

Basically, dear readers, if you support democracy, freedom, liberty and the rule of law, then in the beady eyes of Stupie McFuckwit, you are a terrorist sympathizer.

So, Mr. President, fuck you. I look forward to the day that you and the rest of your criminal co-conspirators are dragged into a court of law to answer for your crimes.

In closing, and in all good health,

Go fuck yourself.

3 comments:

Phil said...

Amen.

BadTux said...

AMEN indeed!

Rainbow Demon said...

Excellent Rant!
My feelings exactly

Peace,
=RD=