Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 1, 2007

The Diplomats are Revolting

"Hell, I've known that for years," said George Bush, upon hearing the news.

Secretary of State Condenscenda Rice is sending a cable to all US embassies and missions about the need to send more targets diplomats to Iraq
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A "cable". How quaint. I wonder if they've traded in their goose-quill pens yet for ballpoints.

2 comments:

Lurch said...

They might be revolting, but revolution is us what it is. Like you, I took and oath to protect and defend the Constitution, and so did the FSOs. I don't consider that my obligation to the Constitution has ended simply because I'm no longer in uniform.

The FSOs are the "exquisites" of State - the top plops on the pile. They agree to worldwide assignment. They're professionals. I shouldn't have to say more than that. Unlike the grunts they can walk away. I disagree with Pat Lang, however, that we're in the sedition territory.

Comrade Misfit said...

If this is sedition, I say that we should make the most of it.