Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

The Diplomats are Revolting

"Hell, I've known that for years," said George Bush, upon hearing the news.

Secretary of State Condenscenda Rice is sending a cable to all US embassies and missions about the need to send more targets diplomats to Iraq
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A "cable". How quaint. I wonder if they've traded in their goose-quill pens yet for ballpoints.

2 comments:

Lurch said...

They might be revolting, but revolution is us what it is. Like you, I took and oath to protect and defend the Constitution, and so did the FSOs. I don't consider that my obligation to the Constitution has ended simply because I'm no longer in uniform.

The FSOs are the "exquisites" of State - the top plops on the pile. They agree to worldwide assignment. They're professionals. I shouldn't have to say more than that. Unlike the grunts they can walk away. I disagree with Pat Lang, however, that we're in the sedition territory.

Comrade Misfit said...

If this is sedition, I say that we should make the most of it.