Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 4, 2023

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5 comments:

dinthebeast said...

As of this afternoon, MAGA=my ass got arrested.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

LRod said...

You may not be aware, but the highest court in NYC is called "the Supreme Court". Equivalent to the lowest court most anywhere else.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

Comrade Misfit said...

LRod, seriously, no shit. Are you aware if what I did before I retired?

LRod said...

Comrade, of course I am. But did you do it in NYC? I don't know the reach of that peculiarity, so I thought I'd share it.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

Comrade Misfit said...

New York state, yes.