Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
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Bastids were hiding in the bushes, up in trees, behind bridge embuckments, sneaking around sniping our conscripts like a bunch of Indians to uncivilized to line up at fifty paces and shoot at each ...
2025 Version: Despite roadblocks erected by QAnon militias, military forces successfully raided their headquarters in Idaho, Michigan, Florida, Texas, Alabama, Tennessee, Virginia, Georgia, Ohio, Missouri and Arizona. In all case, military casualties were light, with most HQ’s quickly surrendering. The exceptions in Idaho and Texas resulted in the loss of life of nearly all militia members at those sites, with the wounding of some 20 soldiers.
“They just appeared out of the sky like ghosts” said one QAnon prisoner in Florida. “If we’d known they would just fly over our roadblocks, we’d have planned this differently.” Some nearby residents of Anna, TX reported hearing heavy gunfire as Apache helicopters strafed the headquarters located in nearby Westminster. They also reported huge explosions as the militia ammunition stockpile was hit during the assault, luckily the main headquarters was located in a remote area.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdzJWciha4A
-Doug in Sugar Pine
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
—Martin Niemöller
History repeats, no wonder Lenin spoke of useful idiots so fondly.
Michael, in this case the people who will be coming are the MAGA/QAnon crowd. Much like Nazi’s, these folks are hanging around and hoping to grab the low hanging fruit.
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