Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, April 20, 2023

Galumping These Down, Here




3 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Lucas smoke replacement kit gag is maybe 60 years old or more. With their single digit MTBF, Lucas electrics would get your attention during nighttime driving, hence Lucas, Prince of Darkness. The early Minis had a couple of fuses for everything...but then there wasn't much in the early Minis.

CenterPuke88 said...

Lucas Fuel Injection gets a lot of shit, but they did win a load of races and Championships…

Bonus Florida fun: https://ourtallahassee.com/florida-prosecutors-racism-policy-leaked/

Comrade Misfit said...

CP88, I’ll probably use that.