Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 21, 2023

Cough It Up, Mikey

An arbitration panel has ordered MyPillow chief executive Mike Lindell to pay $5 million to a software engineer for breach of contract in a dispute over data that Lindell claims proves that China interfered in the U.S. 2020 elections and tipped the outcome to Joe Biden.

But Lindell told The Associated Press on Thursday that he has no intention of paying and that he expects the dispute to land in court
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Robert Zeidman entered the challenge with a 15-page report that concluded the data from Lindell did not “contain packet data of any kind and do not contain any information related to the November 2020 election.”

Lindell set up the contest and handpicked the judges. Of course, the judges saw it his way, but the contest rules required binding arbitration of any dispute. The arbitrators saw it Zeidman's way.

It'sprobably important to note that Zeidman voted for Trump in both elections and went to Lindell's "Cyber Symposium" and entered the "Prove Mike Wrong" contest as a believer that the election had been stolen and that China had interfered. But Lindell's data package was nothing but garbage and Zeidman proved that.

Which, mind you, is true of the claims of El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago and his followers. The election was not stolen and those who keep maintaining that it was stolen are shifting into the category of groups like flat-earthers and others who are mentally ill.

4 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Hear voices in their little heads; have personal relationships with giants, or those who fell from the sky ...

dan gerene said...

In 2013 Bill Mahar offered T$$$p 5 million dollars to his favorite charity if he could prove his mother didn't mate with an orangutan. After TFG showed his birth certificate he sued for the money. Not sure but I think Mahar settled for a lot less. Of course, if T$$$p got the got the 5 million he would have started another of his charities(?) and appointed himself head with a big salary and expense costs.

Comrade Misfit said...

There’s a lot of difference between a joke and a contrst.

seafury said...

I'll lay odds pillow head never coughs up a dime.