Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, April 23, 2023

Not Your Sunday Morning Rocket Noise

Last Thursday's test flight of SpaceX's Starship, set to Freebird:

5 comments:

Ten Bears said...

I haven't enjoyed Freebird that much in decades ...

Glypto Dropem said...

Almost as good as watching The Wizard of Oz with the sound off while spinning Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of The Moon."

Old NFO said...

Well done!

dinthebeast said...

When we first moved to the Bay Area we were staying in a shitty cheap hotel room, and one night right after graduation there was a party raging in the next room all night, when we both had to get up for work in the morning. Someone was playing an acoustic guitar and leading them in song in a most annoying fashion, when my annoyance turned to amusement: He started singing Freebird like so: "If I die in a plane crash, would you still remember me?"

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Grey Wolf said...

A tl;dr (but read it anyhow) on why it failed in oh so many different ways, and why it's Elon Mustelid's fault.

https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2023/4/22/2165317/-A-Starship-Post-mortem-Why-the-giant-rocket-failed-and-why-it-s-Elon-Musk-s-fault?detail=emaildkre&pm_source=DKRE&pm_medium=email&fbclid=IwAR3kVhqTGW5pgAWc5F7UMuax7Znu4FwhW59tJjsXivqxgs96Z_uVmPOQbuM