Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, January 1, 2021

The 21st Century is Now Old Enough to Drink

And. after this past year, it needs to.

So say we all.

Happy New Year! I hope that 2021 is a better year for us all. (That's a pretty low bar to hurdle.)

7 comments:

Ten Bears said...

That, Cap'n, is not reassuring.

One the other hand, G'ma always said look for silver linings: this past year marked thirty-three (33) years drug and (relatively) alcohol free. Half my life.

EYep, there's nothin' worse than a reformed drunk.


('cept maybe a reformed xian)

Comrade Misfit said...

33 years sober is impressive!

seafury said...

That is a lot harder than it sounds TB especially in the times we live in. You have my respect. And here's hoping that 2021 is a better one for all of us.

Eck! said...


Happy New Year!


I want a refund on the last one.


Eck!

JustMusing said...

Eck, the Senate killed that! Literally.

dinthebeast said...

Well, I woke up today with my apocalypse money in my bank account, so perhaps that's a good sign?
And good on ya, Ten Bears, I'll be thirteen years in April.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Ten Bears said...

Thank you all but upon reflection perhaps the most notable anniversary of 2020 is it's been fifty years since I last hitch-hiked out of LA.