Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight
to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"Everything is easy if somebody else is the one doing it." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, November 24, 2020

That's Got to Chap Trump's Ass

The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed above 30,000 points for the first time Tuesday as progress in the development of coronavirus vaccines and news that the transition of power in the U.S. to President-elect Joe Biden will finally begin kept investors in a buying mood.

80% of Trump's campaign was, essentially, "Lookit the stock market!" So yes, this has to burn bigtime.


DTWND said...

And you have to know, after the inevitable dip, that Trump and the Trumpanzees will point at it and claim it wouldn’t have happened if we only elected Trump. All the accolades and none of the blame.



Ten Bears said...

Just that much farther to fall. Short guys love that;)

The New York Crank said...

Never mind that it's a sharp stick in Trump's eye, or that the rise is in anticipation of a Biden Presidency. Trump is already taking full credit for the market's rise. Because...he says so.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank