Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809
3 comments:
And you have to know, after the inevitable dip, that Trump and the Trumpanzees will point at it and claim it wouldn’t have happened if we only elected Trump. All the accolades and none of the blame.
Pitiful.
Dale
Just that much farther to fall. Short guys love that;)
Never mind that it's a sharp stick in Trump's eye, or that the rise is in anticipation of a Biden Presidency. Trump is already taking full credit for the market's rise. Because...he says so.
Yours crankily,
The New York Crank
Post a Comment