Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight
to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"Everything is easy if somebody else is the one doing it." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, November 23, 2020

Putin is Unwilling to Give Up on a Useful Tool

President Vladimir Putin says Russia is willing to work with whomever is officially declared the next president of the United States, but that he won’t offer congratulations until the winner is formally decided or a candidate concedes. 


Putin's pretty loyal to his servants as long as they serve Putin's uses. But once he's done with them, he has no qualms about disposing of them.

Once Trump is out of the White House, he may want to consider having either Jared or Eric taste his food and sip from his drinks a few hours before Trump consumes them.

2 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Who had Supreme Court throws Trump under bus as soon as it's fully packed with Catholic Illuminati on their Bingo card? Right there in the middle with a big yellow star? Bingo.

I'm thinkin' Putin may be realizing he's been as much a pawn in a grander game than drumpf uck has been in his, if it is his. Blowing sunshine, hurts nothing to make no commitment.

dinthebeast said...

Putie has probably calmed right down now that Fergus has pulled out of the Open Skies treaty and scrapped the two planes with which we used to do the surveillance allowed by said treaty.

-Doug in Sugar Pine