Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Maybe This Will Be Funny to You

I don't own any of the crap made by them, so this piece doesn't speak to me.



The little bit ripped off from the Apple ad during the `84 Superbowl was funny.

2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Oy. You may have read about my recent purchase of an Apple iTouch.
This brings back recent traumatic memories, especially of the stores.
But I do get to listen to "Rock the Casbah" whenever I want.

BadTux said...

I have their previous-generation Macbook. I won't buy the new one because they jacked up the price by $100 while taking away functionality in order to fit it all in a shiny case. Sigh.