Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Happy Whatever

I'm about to load the cats in the car and hit the road. Blogging will be light for the next few days.

Happy holidays!

EBM, George, Gracie and Jake.


One Fly said...

Happy holidays back at you Ms. Misfit. Have a safe journey. tb

Fixer said...

All the best, EBM.

PhysioProf said...

Happy Holidays, Comrade!!

Anonymous said...

Happy holidays to you and the traveling felines!

Mark Rossmore said...

Are the cats pulling your sleigh? That would be a sight to see. If your cats react the same way mine does on a leash, you'll go nowhere fast... but it IS entertaining. :)

Distributorcap said...

have a wonderful holiday and get back safe!