Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat


* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Cat Gift: FAIL

I got these stairs for Gracie to make it easier for her to get up onto the couch, since she has a touch of arthritis:

So far, she is ignoring them. Jake puts his front paws on the second step and then jumps up.

It's a good thing that they were cheap as hell, less than the price of two fancy-ass coffees ($10).

2 comments:

PhysioProf said...

Try rubbing some catnip on the stairs.

Anonymous said...

I love PhysioProf's idea! And thanks for the heads up. I was thinking about something like that for our older cat. Getting up isn't so hard, but it hurts to watch her jump down from things. She's not so springy anymore and there's a thud that sounds painful.