Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Update the Sound of Music

DCap has a post about the Sound of Music. While I never cared for the movie, I think it may be time to try and update the lyrics for the songs.

We can try the "note song," or whatever the hell it was called.

The first line was: "Do, a deer, a female deer." Ecch. That hardly touches an urban population.

So let's try this: "Do, a mistake, a stupid mistake."

"Re, the guy who jacked my car."

More later, and suggestions are welcome.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I always heard,

"Dough -- the stuff that buys me beer
Ray -- the guy who sells me beer
Me-- the guy that drinks my beer
Far -- long way to get a beer
So -- I think I'll have a beer
La --La la la here's my beer
Tea? No thanks, I'm drinking beer
And that leaves me with no dough!"

dguzman said...

"Me--the only thing us fucking self-centered American assholes care about is ourselves..."

Quite possibly the best insult to ever emerge from a word verif: "slubho."