Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat


* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

But Wasn't Stalin a Georgian?

Dictator Stalin voted third-greatest Russian by Russian television viewers (in what appears to be the Russian form of American Idol, but with extra points for mass excutions).

Except he was born in Gori, Georgia, the same town the Russians briefly occupied last summer during Saakashvili's Great Adventure.

1 comment:

deadstick said...

Well, yeah, and Hitler was an Austrian, but if you were taking votes for Worst German...