Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Baboon-Assed Cat- Vet time!

Gracie got her butt shaved again. I'll spare you the kitteh pr0n. She's a heavy cat, but otherwise OK. Exercising her is tough as she has some arthritis in her shoulders.

Jake did not get a good report from the vet. He has lost most of his teeth and it looks as though he is going to lose almost all of the rest.

George, the oldest of them all, is in fine health, good weight and still full of attitude.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Bet they're glad they went for that visit!