Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

I am Shocked, Shocked, to Learn That

the decisions on the protection of endangered species were made based on politics, rather than science.

This one doesn't even budge the needle on the Surprise-o-Meter. Anyone who has paid the minutest bit of attention to the way that the Quarter-Bright Prince ran his government would know that he knows nothing and cares nothing about science.

George Bush probably believes that evolution is false, that the planet is really flat, that the Earth was indeed created in six days, that Jesus rode a brontosaurus and that the entire universe is only 6,000 years old.

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