Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

They Put the Wrong Body Part Into the Machine

They should have put his fucking head into the MRI machine.


BOB PAGE said...

I was always told never to run my microwave oven with nothing in it. Maybe MRI machines are the same... so they couldn't do just his head.

Fixer said...

They wouldn'ta found nuthin' anyway ...

Mark Rossmore said...

"I often times say being the commander in chief of the military is the thing I'll miss the most."

Which part of it? The "sending them off to be killed in foreign lands so you and your cronies can pump up your ideology and bank accounts" part?