Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"Mobs Do Not Storm the Capitol to Do Good Deeds." -- not James Lee Burke

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Let’s eat all of these people!” — Venom

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

They Put the Wrong Body Part Into the Machine

They should have put his fucking head into the MRI machine.


BOB PAGE said...

I was always told never to run my microwave oven with nothing in it. Maybe MRI machines are the same... so they couldn't do just his head.

Fixer said...

They wouldn'ta found nuthin' anyway ...

Mark Rossmore said...

"I often times say being the commander in chief of the military is the thing I'll miss the most."

Which part of it? The "sending them off to be killed in foreign lands so you and your cronies can pump up your ideology and bank accounts" part?