Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"Mobs Do Not Storm the Capitol to Do Good Deeds." -- not James Lee Burke

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Let’s eat all of these people!” — Venom

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

High on the List of Mistakes You Only Get to Make Once

"Aww, this thing ain't no goddamn bomb."

But it was.

The two cops who were trying to open the box got blown to bits. The chief, who was standing nearby, was critically injured.

1 comment:

Fixer said...

Darwin Award nominees ...