Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat


* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Another Fine Conservative Whine

By a former Bush lackey named Tony Campbell:
For me, the saddest part about the terrorist attacks of 9-11 is the long-term impact on the presidency of George W. Bush. As Bush prepares to leave office, in my opinion, the presidency of George W. Bush was hijacked as surely as the four planes that crashed on that fateful September morning seven years ago.
Wah-motherfucking-Wah!

Never mind the impact on the nearly 3,000 families who lost loved ones on 9/11/01.

Never mind the long-term impact on the men and women who worked on the Pile to remove the wreckage and who relied on the lies of the Bush EPA that the air was safe.

Never mind the long-term impact on the diminished freedoms and liberties of the American people.

Pay no heed to the long-term impact of trillions of dollars in debt that Bush ran up in his two clusterfucks of a war.

Disregard the trashing of America's reputation as a nation of laws due to the approval by the White House of the use of torture.

Ignore the impact of the deaths of over 5,000 Americans in Iraq and the maiming of tens of thousands more.

Forget about the fact that over 100,000 Iraqis have been killed and millions turned into refugees thanks to Bush's war in Iraq.

Ignore all of that shit, for by the hammer of Grabthar, by the suns of Warvan, the saddest is the (sob) damage done to Bush's reputation! (wail)

Where in the Universe do they find such toadies? Does Karl Rove have a factory producing them?

(H/T to Raw Story)

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