Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.” -- Mark Twain

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Har!

An asswipe entered the house of an elderly woman and tried to rape her. She grabbed his nuts and squeezed them, probably as hard as she could.

He ran away and is now in jail.

Way to go, lady!

(Yes, I know the story didn't say he was trying to rape her. I figure that since he was stark naked, broke into her house, and ws pushing her face down into a chair, that he wasn't collecting donations for the Red Cross.)

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