Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, December 15, 2008

Send Shoes to Bush!

A buddy in an email list suggested that people find the nastiest, filthiest shoes they can and send them to George W. Bush. I think it's a great idea, so see if you can find an old shoe along the side of the road or at a second-hand store. pack them up and sent them to George Bush.

The Hon. George W. Bush
President of the United States
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, D.C. 20500

President George W. Bush
c/o George W. Bush Presidential Lieberry
Southern Methodist University
6425 Boaz Lane
Dallas TX 75205

Don't forget to put in some note about the shoes are in recognition of his service to this nation.

Let's flood Bush with filthy footwear!


Distributorcap said...

love the idea!

Anonymous said...

Ummmm....Do we HAVE to put "honorable" before his name? Just asking.

Comrade Misfit said...

No, you don't have to. But there is no reason why we cannot observe niceties while we tell him what a worthless sack of shit he truly is.

Mr. Write said...

I think we should mail them to someone in Washington D.C. who can pile them up outside the white house. Mine will be labeled "This is a farewell kiss from the Canadian people, you dog! And this is for eight years we needed to fight climate change that we'll never get back!"