Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat


* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Fuck the Banks. Really

Goldman Sachs begged 10 billion dollars from the Federal government to keep them from "going under."

Goldman Sachs is now paying out $10.93 billion in bonuses.

So our money is going to underwrite the bonuses to the morons who helped drive Goldman Sachs into a ditch. Goldman Sachs says it's not our money, but that's bullshit. Money is fungible.

I have an idea: Tell those fuckers to pay out only $930 million in bonuses and give us our ten billion back.

(Bunch of greedy motherfuckers)

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