Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Caturday Preloaded

Today is the 23rd and, as I expect the rest of the week to be somewhat hectic, I am preloading Caturday.

George, Shitcake Extraordinare. After I take a shower, he wants his treats and they have to be given to him on the middle shelf of a bookcase, in a glass custard cup, which is his treats dish. If I don't give them to him, he'll knock that cup on the (thankfully) carpeted floor.

Bella, my friend's cat, is hiding upstairs at her house:

Bella is about 3 years old, is a sweet cat and is half the size of her other cat, Rocky (see last week's Caturday). At times Rocky tries to be friends, at other times he tries to beat the shit out of her. So she hates him. When I pet Bella, she will move around so she can nudge my other hand as if to say: "You have two hands, get to work adoring me."

and of course, Gracie, the Queen:

She is complaining as I type this because I am not petting her enough.


Anonymous said...

We don't own them. They own us.

Distributorcap said...

carlos didnt like his xmas present - so he aint talking to me right now

Comrade Misfit said...

Cats think you should give them presents more than once or twice a year.

42 said...

George has trained you well.

Fortunately, Crackers is just a big orange catloaf whose favorite thing in the world is sleep, so he doesn't really care about treats (he'll eat them if proffered, but doesn't demand them) or toys.

Catnip OTOH...

PhysioProf said...

Cats are fucking hilarious.