Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Call For Mister Moron! Call for Mister Gullible T. Moron!

Is there anybody out there, anybody, who has the ability to operate a PC and who has ever purchased any of those penis-enlarging products that the spammers keep advertising?

Is there anybody who has ever purchased any of those "pump and dump" stocks that the stock spammers love to tout?

Anybody?

Inquiring minds, etc.

2 comments:

CrankyProf said...

They've got to be making SOME money at it, or they wouldn't keep doing it -- right?

Comrade Misfit said...

Well, yes. The Nigerians are still swindling people, decades after they first started with the "I need to move $75 million out of the country, I'll give you 15% to help" scam.

P.T. Barnum underestimated, they are born a lot faster than 1/second.