Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, May 1, 2017

For the Love of G-d, Read a Book for Once in Your Life, Donnie!

"I mean, had Andrew Jackson been a little later, you wouldn't have had the Civil War. He was a very tough person, but he had a big heart. He was really angry that he saw what was happening with regard to the Civil War. He said, 'There's no reason for this.' People don't realize, you know, the Civil War, you think about it, why? People don't ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?"
Does Trump not know that Andrew Jackson was long dead before the fucking rebs opened fire at Ft. Sumpter?

Trump also does not seem to realize that the Civil War may well be the most written-about war in American history. You could blow out the springs in a large car if you loaded it with one copy of every book on the war. And there is no shortage of discussion in those books about the causes of the war and whether or not there was a hope in avoiding the outbreak of the war.

But Ol' Dumb and Delusional doesn't know a thing about that. Your average fifth grader would know more about the Civil War than Our Preznit.

He's earning the appellation of Dolt-45. He may very well be the dumbest motherfucker ever to hold down the job.

Update: This.

11 comments:

dinthebeast said...

A fitting attitude for someone who has played a starring role in the transformation of the Party of Lincoln into the Party of Jefferson Davis. Not that he was necessary for it, as it has been ongoing for decades now.

-Doug in Oakland

Ten Bears said...

Drumpf uck can't read. Typical "Meircun.

dinthebeast said...

Oh and I almost forgot the slaves Jackson owned who were the primary source of his wealth.

-Doug in Oakland

hans said...

that would be one helluva big car, EB. Best info on total books written about the American Civil War is 70,000 and counting as of late June 2007
( W. Elsbury, Reference Specialist, Main Reading Room, Humanities and Social Sciences Division, Library of Congress, 101 Independence Ave. SE, Washington, DC 20540-4660 202-707-3399 Jun 28, 2007)

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Comrade Misfit said...

Red Card to the Asswipe.

Paul W said...

As a student of history, of someone who prides himself on passing AP American, whose own mother was a history teacher... Dear GOD, trump's stupidity on this burns to the core. My anger for him is now a thousand times greater. WHAT THE HELL, AMERICA? 62 million of you voted for this idiot.

bearsense said...

Next he'll be telling us that Native Americans hold Andrew Jackson in high esteem, eh ?

w3ski said...

This goes to show the lack of value in private education. tRump displays perhaps a 5th grade education? I'm guessing as my raising kids was some years ago now.
Typically about 5th grade he would start to actually rebel and stop going to or listening to his teachers. With his parent's lack of interest and no outside monitoring (State Standards), he was allowed to slide thru the remainder of schooling. As I understand it, even his College disagrees as to his level of participation.
The man, and I use that term very loosely with him, his habits and attitudes toward women at the least, belie the 'man' title, is an uneducated dolt, in truth. Pathetic.
Poster boy for a lack of education and too much money.
w3ski

CenterPuke88 said...

Nah, w3ski, 5th Grade here in Texas has a thorough review of the Civil War Period. Perhaps 4th grade?

Buttermilk Sky said...

I can't wait until he picks up a twenty and sees that some old black woman has replaced Jackson. Tweets and more tweets!