Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot,
by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse.
" -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

"Healthiest President Ever"

Remember this?
Real-estate mogul Donald Trump's campaign released a report on Monday that declared he'd be the healthiest president "ever."

Dubya:


Barry:


Cheetolini:

10 comments:

deadstick said...

Exquisite.

Nangleator said...

I'm sure Obama secretly, tracelessly ate trump into obesity. They are clever, those atheist-Muslims...

D. said...

Well, he is older. And much more sedentary. And forgot to censor (or at least Photoshop) that photo.

Anonymous said...

Obamma has a functionally good swing. His natural miss is getting too steep in the downswing. The ball moves forward in the intended direction.

Long John Daly had the talent to be the Babe Ruth of golf. Grip it and rip requires real talent to start with.

Grung_e_Gene said...

Fake! Trump is adonis!

The New York Crank said...

Hey, don't jump to conclusions. That happens to be the pouch in which he carries around all the briefings he's needs to read. He takes them out and studies them in the golf cart.

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank

bmq215 said...

If that photo is true I'll agree with you that he's a fat slob. But it came from a liberal source so there's no way we can be sure.

Plus I heard that Barry ate a cheeseburger once and Hillary loves french fries. So we shouldn't be calling President Trump out on his weight.

/s

CenterPuke88 said...

NYC, if Donnie is a marsupial, then he's an illegal...

doubledee said...

Photo shop, John Daly, 84 Lumber hat.

doubledee said...

correction : shirt logo