Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, March 24, 2017

"Pizzagate" Deplorable Pleads Guilty

A North Carolina man who commandeered a Washington pizza restaurant with an assault-style rifle in December pleaded guilty Friday to weapons and assault charges in a deal with U.S. prosecutors. ... [Asswipe] pleaded guilty to a federal charge of transporting firearms and ammunition across state lines and a District count of assault with a dangerous weapon. ... Each count carries a maximum statutory penalty of 10 years in prison, but prosecutors and [Asswipe]’s federal defender agreed that nonbinding guidelines would likely call for a federal sentence of 18 to 24 months and a District penalty of 18 to 60 months, which could run consecutively. The sides did not agree on a sentencing recommendation.
Whomsoever concocted and then those that spread the "Pizzzagate" lie should be doing time right along with Asswipe.

6 comments:

B said...

Why such a light sentence?
And by your reasoning, if I kill Trump (Hey, SS, this is only discussion) it would be your fault because you claim he is evil and a traitor...Not like I have an ability to reason and free will or anything.

(again to the SS, this is not saying I will kill Trump (I won't), just discussion)..Sad that I have to do that, really.

CenterPuke88 said...

Never seem a suggestion here to kill Donnie (until now), but plenty to impeach or prosecute.

B said...

And no one told the Asswipe to do what he did, either.

Comrade Misfit said...

The guy's apparently got no record.

Let's see: Donnie and his peeps are being investigated by the FBI for what boils down to treason.

Nobody's produced even a scintilla of evidence to back up the Pizzagate fantasy.

3383 said...

I remember seeing some of this Pizzagate stuff online. It was trolls trolling trolls, but I did wonder at he time if anyone was stupid enough to really believe it.

dinthebeast said...

Don't discount the possibility that it could have been a Russian troll or bot, they put out a lot of similar nonsense:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2017/01/18/russias-radical-new-strategy-for-information-warfare/?utm_term=.eb5fee476fc7

-Doug in Oakland