Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Shorter Spicer: "The Evidence Is in Al Capone's Vault!"

There are "no indications" that Trump Tower was under surveillance by the US government before or after the election, a Senate committee has said.

The statement from Republican Senator Richard Burr, Senate Intelligence Committee chairman, dismissed Donald Trump's claim his phones were tapped.
...
White House spokesman Sean Spicer said Mr Trump maintains his claims.
Of course he does, for it is now well-proven that Trump believes things that aren't true: His inauguration crowd was the largest ever, his electoral college win was the largest since Reagan, the sun came out when he spoke, Obama was born in Kenya, and that he's a self-made man.

Spicer says "evidence is forthcoming", which means that Bannon has his flying monkeys hard at work forging it.

3 comments:

Marc said...

There is a meme floating around with Dr Evil using air quotes just like Mr. Spicer. Coincidence? I don't think so!

w3ski said...

Is there no consequence for outright lying as a 'President'? Sure confidence and all those civilized things will vanish but I would like some kind of actual grief to be brought to tRump for this crap.
It makes me feel so helpless that the resident Cheetolini can say anything he damn well pleases and no one even seems to give a damn.
On top of his horrible views and policies.
What have we come to as a country?
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

They've had to promise the Brits that they'll stop alleging that the Brits tapped Trump as a favor to President Obama, but we all know the value of Trump's promises.