Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Let's Stop This Fucking Insanity.

Let's do away with these fucking time changes.

Set it on DST permanently. So the kids are going to school in the dark. Dodging SUVs driven by sleep-deprived workers builds character.

Or on standard time, for do we really need it to be light outside at 9 PM?

Fucking pick one, Congress. The world wars are long over. With modern electronics, air-conditioning and more efficient light bulbs, it's not as though DST saves much in the way of power anymore.

Do something productive for once in this miserable session, you worthless fucks.

4 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

It's been put forward again in Texas...however, there are two different proposals, one to keep Standard Time and one to keep Daylight Savings Time. Last I heard, the two sides couldn't agree to combine into a bill to stop the changes and study which time to adopt, so both proposals were going down, fucking idiots.

Borepatch said...

Ah, but how can the hands of Time move without the benevolent guidance of the State?

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

On this we definitely agree, Misfit.

dinthebeast said...

The state senate was voting to put the cancellation of DST on the ballot, but they failed. One senator was afraid it might mess up commerce when the three hour gap between here and New York became a four hour gap. I don't understand what difference that would make. Another senator said that he "just likes it" when the time changes.
We may have Democrats running our state house, but nobody said they were smart.

-Doug in Oakland