Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, March 4, 2017

Caturday

New book: "Cat is My Co-Pilot".

4 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

do you think the cat is impressed? "You Hoomans are pretty clever figuring out this whole flying thing."

deadstick said...

Can't go IFR without your duck. http://www.ahajokes.com/ani031.html

dinthebeast said...

Thank you for that- it's the coolest thing I've seen all day.

-Doug in Oakland

Nangleator said...

Cat says, all that stuff we just flew over? My territory now.