Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, March 4, 2017

Caturday

New book: "Cat is My Co-Pilot".

4 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

do you think the cat is impressed? "You Hoomans are pretty clever figuring out this whole flying thing."

deadstick said...

Can't go IFR without your duck. http://www.ahajokes.com/ani031.html

dinthebeast said...

Thank you for that- it's the coolest thing I've seen all day.

-Doug in Oakland

Nangleator said...

Cat says, all that stuff we just flew over? My territory now.