Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Джефферсон Джефферсонович Сессини Steps Aside

Under intensifying pressure, Attorney General Jeff Sessions abruptly agreed Thursday to recuse himself from any investigation into Russian meddling in America's 2016 presidential election.
His "aw shucks, I'm jest a good ole boy who misspoke" schtick sort of is belied by the fact that he's been in the senate for twenty years and he'd been a federal prosecutor for a dozen years. He sure as fuck knew what he was omitting.

Trump is doing his best Stan Byerman routine, saying that Sessions did nothing wrong. Just like Flynn did nothing wrong. But Trump fired Flynn for doing nothing wrong and now Sessions has stepped aside from anything to do with Russia. Trump is blaming the Democrats, as though it was Nancy Pelosi who strong-armed Sessions into meeting twice with the Russian ambassador.

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