Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 4, 2017

The "Bowling Green Massacre"

Lest we forget:

(Designer unknown)

(The story)

3 comments:

Aaron said...

Yes, it's a pity she conflated the thwarted Bowling Green bombing plot with the Chattanooga massacre, or was it the Orlando massacre. So many these days by the same faction that its understandable that she might make such an slip up or even perhaps suppose it took place in another of Obama's 57 states.

CenterPuke88 said...

Er, Aaron..."thwarted Bowling Green bombing plot", eh? You realize there was no plot either, right? The FBI sold the guys some weapons to export...no massacre, bombing plot, sorry. Gonna have to look up your average Right-wing plot for that.

BadTux said...

I would like to encourage everybody to contribute to the Bowling Green Massacre Fund to help the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre as listed on EBM's plaque above. (And before I get airlocked, click on the 'Donate' button and see what it does... LOL).

- Badtux the Helpful Penguin